Jokes - KEEP THEM CLEAN
So a Canadian couple have been on a camping holiday to the USA. They have camped all over the place and during their travels they, being animal lovers, have acquired various pets they want to take home with them to Canada.
On the way home they get to the Canadian border and the husband says that he thinks that customs will confiscate the animals if they find they are trying to smuggle them into Canada, so they will need to hide them.
The husband has a snake so he decides to feed it through the belt loops on his pants to hide it. The wife decides she is going to hide the skunk she has down her pants.
Her husband says what about the smell?
The wife says, "well if it dies it dies"
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