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Have you heard the humorous tale of the Russian who turned up on a remote welsh railway station, addressing the station master he asked where he could find Jones; well, said the station master do you want Jones the baker, Jones the milk or I'm also a Jones. The Russian then addressed the station master, 'The moon is rising over the Volga'. Oh, said the station master, It's Jones the spy you are looking for.
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tidying up the map thread found a little one so rather than delete the post i have created this thread


keep them clean or they will be deleted and infractions (naughty person points) given if they are offensive


a bit of humour brightens the day up
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Clean jokes you say...


When life gives you lemons... squeeze them into that f*ckers eyes.
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A fellow named Hugh was hiking through the woods. He came upon some campers, who were cooking their food in oil. Hugh (unlike others who had tried) was able to talk them out of it. It just goes to show that Hugh and only Hugh can prevent forest fryers.
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So a Canadian couple have been on a camping holiday to the USA. They have camped all over the place and during their travels they, being animal lovers, have acquired various pets they want to take home with them to Canada.

On the way home they get to the Canadian border and the husband says that he thinks that customs will confiscate the animals if they find they are trying to smuggle them into Canada, so they will need to hide them.

The husband has a snake so he decides to feed it through the belt loops on his pants to hide it. The wife decides she is going to hide the skunk she has down her pants.

Her husband says what about the smell?

The wife says, "well if it dies it dies"


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tidying up the map thread found a little one so rather than delete the post i have created this thread


keep them clean or they will be deleted and infractions (naughty person points) given if they are offensive


a bit of humour brightens the day up
Good idea, humour is important, but I find the signal/noise ratio is dropping, and I sometimes wonder if this forum needs a chitchat section. Then again, there's facebook et al serving that purpose already...
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Omg 🙈 Lol!!! Sara that's so cheesy.. LordEntropt (coz I'm gonna keep calling you that), that one is utterly filthy!
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. LordEntropt (coz I'm gonna keep calling you that), that one is utterly filthy!
Really? That's one of the cleanest jokes I know

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Really? That's one of the cleanest jokes I know
Cleanest joke I know is :

Question: What succeeds?

Answer: Budgies without beaks ....
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Cleanest joke I know is :

Question: What succeeds?

Answer: Budgies without beaks ....
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